Why do I hear the sounds of Native American flute(???) music in the wind
I guess, maybe the circle kings only give their true names to whoever they feel is “worthy” enough. Maybe invoking a name opens a circle gate?
More names (I can’t edit the first post rn so I had to make a separate thing)
Bubba zleep (temple-bodied orange circle king)
Mono-ei (shining idol of the gold circle)
Cratiavelli (crowned ruler of the blue circle)
Rog (lord of the deep/indigo circle)
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
The phrase “did you just call me a pizza shit” is slowly becoming the funniest thing in the world help